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One of the best leagues we do every year is with our Fantasy Football Today podcast listeners. It's a 14-team PPR league, and the listeners to our show usually take part in some contest to earn a spot in this draft with Dave Richard, Heath Cummings, Adam Aizer, and I.

Some of the entries this year included a Brian McKnight song parody about our show, a Die Hard script related to Fantasy Football and a husband trying to give his wife a birthday present with an entry into the league. And then there was this story by Stefan Pejic.

Enjoy.

It happened over the summer Kenny Golladay's. My Kirk Cousins and I set up a Kareem Hunt-ing trip through the Robert Woods.

We were all Cam Newton to this, but we DeAndre Hopped in the Derek Carr and headed Terrance West. It was getting Orleans Darkwa, but we had to Kerryon Johnson. We arrived at the Devante Parker, but the Antonio Gates were closed!

Good Moncrief, we thought.

At that moment, our Andrew Luck really turned for the Hurst. I saw an Antonio Brown bear heading in a straight Greg Zuerlein in our direction. ... So we Devontae Booker-ed it.

There was nowhere to Carlos Hyde, so we ran to the Philip Rivers and jumped in the Teddy Bridgewater. Oh, how Rex Grossman it was, we were covered in Emmanuel Sanders and Charles Clay!

We eventually climbed up the Brandon Banks to strong safety. We needed to get to Tim Hightower ground for a more C.J. Prosise view of the Jarvis Landry, so I Delanie Walker-ed up the Tyreek Hill, through the Baker Mayfield, past the Josh Rosen bush and climbed the nearest Michael Crabtree.

I couldn't get a good grip on the Saquon Barkley. My foot slipped, and a Deion Branch came loose. It Brandon LaFell down and smacked me right in the Rex Burkhead. "It Zach Ertz!" I T.J. Yeldon pain.

It was clear it was time to Blake Abortles the trip. We Michael Gallup-ed our way to the nearest Hines medical Ward.

There was a nice Eli Manning there. He Dalvin Cook-ed us up a Big Ben Roethlisberger. I didn't have a Rashaad Penny to my name. "Don't worry," he said, "it's Royce Free, man."

They stitched up the Jay Cutler, and we were sent Patrick Mahomes.

All I can Zay Jones is I should never have Carson Wentz in the first place. Next time I get the Alex Collins to join a Theo Riddick-ulous trip to the James Wilderness, I'll just say Graham Gano!

Danny Amendola to that.

That story was amazing, as were the hundreds of entries we received, and I wish I could share them all with you. You guys are beyond creative. And kudos to Aizer for going through all the submissions. 

Our podcast listeners are awesome, and you guys make our show with your emails and interaction. For anyone who hasn't listened to our podcast, you can find it here, and hopefully we help you with our Fantasy advice all throughout the year.

As for this draft, a 14-team league is always a challenge because the talent pool thins out quickly. Even though it's a PPR league, my approach was to get quality running back depth with at least two standout receivers, and hopefully land a talented quarterback and tight end.

Picking at No. 2 overall, I started with Le'Veon Bell, and I got Doug Baldwin and Stefon Diggs at the Round 2-3 turn. I was then able to get Kerryon Johnson in Round 4, Mark Ingram in Round 5, Chris Carson in Round 6 and Tevin Coleman in Round 7.

I achieved my goal at running back and got two receivers I love. But in hindsight, I wish that I passed on Carson for another receiver like Will Fuller, Randall Cobb, Kenny Stills or Pierre Garcon, who all went in Round 7. With Carson, I was looking at an Ingram replacement during his four-game suspension to open the year, and Carson should still have a prominent role with the Seahawks during that stretch. We'll see how that works out.

My reserve receivers are Calvin Ridley, Taywan Taylor and Tyler Lockett, although I plan to upgrade on Lockett once waivers are open. And I waited on quarterback and tight end and still got a breakout candidate in David Njoku in Round 10, as well as Jared Goff in Round 12.

Part of the reason I waited so long on quarterback was because I drafted the Jaguars DST in Round 11. I was thrilled with that pick, and if Goff struggles, I still have guys like Jameis Winston, Eli Manning, Derek Carr, Dak Prescott and Tyrod Taylor, among others, on waivers.

In this league, all touchdowns are worth six points, and we award one point for every 10 yards rushing and receiving and one point for every 25 yards passing. We also award one point for every reception. We feature a starting lineup of QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, FLEX (RB/WR/TE), K and DST. There will also be five reserve spots for a 14-round draft.

Our draft order is as follows: 

  1. Dave Richard, Senior Fantasy Writer/Phil Klein: Government Employee from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Playing Fantasy since 2010.
  2. Jamey Eisenberg, Senior Fantasy Writer
  3. Elliot Nolan: Medical Sales Representative from Port Charlotte, FL. Playing Fantasy since 1999.
  4. Anne Feeney: Stay at home mom/SAT Prep Teacher from Barnegat, NJ. Playing Fantasy since 2011.
  5. Heath Cummings, Senior Fantasy Writer
  6. Adam Aizer, Podcast Host
  7. Brooks Peel: Weather Officer in the Air Force from Alexandria, VA. Playing Fantasy since 2008.
  8. Paul Pierorazio: Operations Manager from New York, NY. Playing Fantasy since 1999.
  9. Kevin Hesselink: CNC Machinist from Highland, IN. Playing Fantasy since 2007.
  10. Stefan Pejic: Manager for TSN Sportscentre from Toronto. Playing Fantasy since 2009.
  11. David Kwee: Attorney from Sound Beach, NY. Playing Fantasy since 2003.
  12. Jarek Wigness: Civil Engineer from Williston, ND. Playing Fantasy since 2013.
  13. Todd Gleason: Writer/editor from Portland, OR. Playing Fantasy since 2013.
  14. Joseph Russo: Lieutenant for the New York City Fire Department from Brooklyn, NY. Playing Fantasy since 2003.
Round By Round
Round 1
Pos Team Player
1 Dave Richard
2 Adam Aizer
3 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
4 Carlos Questell
5 Matt Lotshaw
6 Heath Cummings
7 Ryan Van Hoven
8 James Andreev
9 Ceci Barth
10 Nick Rockwell
11 Mike Mitchell
12 Keaton and Mike
13 Ken Townsel
14 Benjamin Cherry
Round 2
Pos Team Player
15 Benjamin Cherry
16 Ken Townsel
17 Keaton and Mike
18 Mike Mitchell
19 Nick Rockwell
20 Ceci Barth
21 James Andreev
22 Ryan Van Hoven
23 Heath Cummings
24 Matt Lotshaw
25 Carlos Questell
26 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
27 Adam Aizer
28 Dave Richard
Round 3
Pos Team Player
29 Dave Richard
30 Adam Aizer
31 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
32 Carlos Questell
33 Matt Lotshaw
34 Heath Cummings
35 Ryan Van Hoven
36 James Andreev
37 Ceci Barth
38 Nick Rockwell
39 Mike Mitchell
40 Keaton and Mike
41 Ken Townsel
42 Benjamin Cherry
Round 4
Pos Team Player
43 Benjamin Cherry
44 Ken Townsel
45 Keaton and Mike
46 Mike Mitchell
47 Nick Rockwell
48 Ceci Barth
49 James Andreev
50 Ryan Van Hoven
51 Heath Cummings
52 Matt Lotshaw
53 Carlos Questell
54 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
55 Adam Aizer
56 Dave Richard
Round 5
Pos Team Player
57 Dave Richard
58 Adam Aizer
59 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
60 Carlos Questell
61 Matt Lotshaw
62 Heath Cummings
63 Ryan Van Hoven
64 James Andreev
65 Ceci Barth
66 Nick Rockwell
67 Mike Mitchell
68 Keaton and Mike
69 Ken Townsel
70 Benjamin Cherry
Round 6
Pos Team Player
71 Benjamin Cherry
72 Ken Townsel
73 Keaton and Mike
74 Mike Mitchell
75 Nick Rockwell
76 Ceci Barth
77 James Andreev
78 Ryan Van Hoven
79 Heath Cummings
80 Matt Lotshaw
81 Carlos Questell
82 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
83 Adam Aizer
84 Dave Richard
Round 7
Pos Team Player
85 Dave Richard
86 Adam Aizer
87 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
88 Carlos Questell
89 Matt Lotshaw
90 Heath Cummings
91 Ryan Van Hoven
92 James Andreev
93 Ceci Barth
94 Nick Rockwell
95 Mike Mitchell
96 Keaton and Mike
97 Ken Townsel
98 Benjamin Cherry
Round 8
Pos Team Player
99 Benjamin Cherry
100 Ken Townsel
101 Keaton and Mike
102 Mike Mitchell
103 Nick Rockwell
104 Ceci Barth
105 James Andreev
106 Ryan Van Hoven
107 Heath Cummings
108 Matt Lotshaw
109 Carlos Questell
110 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
111 Adam Aizer
112 Dave Richard
Round 9
Pos Team Player
113 Dave Richard
114 Adam Aizer
115 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
116 Carlos Questell
117 Matt Lotshaw
118 Heath Cummings
119 Ryan Van Hoven
120 James Andreev
121 Ceci Barth
122 Nick Rockwell
123 Mike Mitchell
124 Keaton and Mike
125 Ken Townsel
126 Benjamin Cherry
Round 10
Pos Team Player
127 Benjamin Cherry
128 Ken Townsel
129 Keaton and Mike
130 Mike Mitchell
131 Nick Rockwell
132 Ceci Barth
133 James Andreev
134 Ryan Van Hoven
135 Heath Cummings
136 Matt Lotshaw
137 Carlos Questell
138 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
139 Adam Aizer
140 Dave Richard
Round 11
Pos Team Player
141 Dave Richard
142 Adam Aizer
143 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
144 Carlos Questell
145 Matt Lotshaw
146 Heath Cummings
147 Ryan Van Hoven
148 James Andreev
149 Ceci Barth
150 Nick Rockwell
151 Mike Mitchell
152 Keaton and Mike
153 Ken Townsel
154 Benjamin Cherry
Round 12
Pos Team Player
155 Benjamin Cherry
156 Ken Townsel
157 Keaton and Mike
158 Mike Mitchell
159 Nick Rockwell
160 Ceci Barth
161 James Andreev
162 Ryan Van Hoven
163 Heath Cummings
164 Matt Lotshaw
165 Carlos Questell
166 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
167 Adam Aizer
168 Dave Richard
Round 13
Pos Team Player
169 Dave Richard
170 Adam Aizer
171 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
172 Carlos Questell
173 Matt Lotshaw
174 Heath Cummings
175 Ryan Van Hoven
176 James Andreev
177 Ceci Barth
178 Nick Rockwell
179 Mike Mitchell
180 Keaton and Mike
181 Ken Townsel
182 Benjamin Cherry
Round 14
Pos Team Player
183 Benjamin Cherry
184 Ken Townsel
185 Keaton and Mike
186 Mike Mitchell
187 Nick Rockwell
188 Ceci Barth
189 James Andreev
190 Ryan Van Hoven
191 Heath Cummings
192 Matt Lotshaw
193 Carlos Questell
194 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
195 Adam Aizer
196 Dave Richard
Round 15
Pos Team Player
197 Dave Richard
198 Adam Aizer
199 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
200 Carlos Questell
201 Matt Lotshaw
202 Heath Cummings
203 Ryan Van Hoven
204 James Andreev
205 Ceci Barth
206 Nick Rockwell
207 Mike Mitchell
208 Keaton and Mike
209 Ken Townsel
210 Benjamin Cherry
Team by Team
Dave Richard
Rd Pk Player
1 1
2 28
3 29
4 56
5 57
6 84
7 85
8 112
9 113
10 140
11 141
12 168
13 169
14 196
15 197
Adam Aizer
Rd Pk Player
1 2
2 27
3 30
4 55
5 58
6 83
7 86
8 111
9 114
10 139
11 142
12 167
13 170
14 195
15 198
Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
Rd Pk Player
1 3
2 26
3 31
4 54
5 59
6 82
7 87
8 110
9 115
10 138
11 143
12 166
13 171
14 194
15 199
Carlos Questell
Rd Pk Player
1 4
2 25
3 32
4 53
5 60
6 81
7 88
8 109
9 116
10 137
11 144
12 165
13 172
14 193
15 200
Matt Lotshaw
Rd Pk Player
1 5
2 24
3 33
4 52
5 61
6 80
7 89
8 108
9 117
10 136
11 145
12 164
13 173
14 192
15 201
Heath Cummings
Rd Pk Player
1 6
2 23
3 34
4 51
5 62
6 79
7 90
8 107
9 118
10 135
11 146
12 163
13 174
14 191
15 202
Ryan Van Hoven
Rd Pk Player
1 7
2 22
3 35
4 50
5 63
6 78
7 91
8 106
9 119
10 134
11 147
12 162
13 175
14 190
15 203
James Andreev
Rd Pk Player
1 8
2 21
3 36
4 49
5 64
6 77
7 92
8 105
9 120
10 133
11 148
12 161
13 176
14 189
15 204
Ceci Barth
Rd Pk Player
1 9
2 20
3 37
4 48
5 65
6 76
7 93
8 104
9 121
10 132
11 149
12 160
13 177
14 188
15 205
Nick Rockwell
Rd Pk Player
1 10
2 19
3 38
4 47
5 66
6 75
7 94
8 103
9 122
10 131
11 150
12 159
13 178
14 187
15 206
Mike Mitchell
Rd Pk Player
1 11
2 18
3 39
4 46
5 67
6 74
7 95
8 102
9 123
10 130
11 151
12 158
13 179
14 186
15 207
Keaton and Mike
Rd Pk Player
1 12
2 17
3 40
4 45
5 68
6 73
7 96
8 101
9 124
10 129
11 152
12 157
13 180
14 185
15 208
Ken Townsel
Rd Pk Player
1 13
2 16
3 41
4 44
5 69
6 72
7 97
8 100
9 125
10 128
11 153
12 156
13 181
14 184
15 209
Benjamin Cherry
Rd Pk Player
1 14
2 15
3 42
4 43
5 70
6 71
7 98
8 99
9 126
10 127
11 154
12 155
13 182
14 183
15 210

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